This is one of my very first baby pictures, taken when I was 1 Year Old. Ah, memories....
Greatness was born on February 22, 1970 when I was forcefully evicted from the womb and slithered from between my mother's legs. Some Doctor grabbed me by the leg and slapped my ass... I immediately sued him for assault and sexual misconduct. Needless to say, he never practiced medicine again... and for me that was the start of my business career.Now, with over forty years of experience in my pipe, I'm willing to share my Ultimate Business knowledge with you... for a nominal fee, of course. Cha-Ching!
Check back in the days and weeks to come and when I'm not busy sleeping or getting high I will offer you some of my best scams and tricks.
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