Makin Money Magizine Exclusive Interview with Frank N. Beans III, Ultimate Businessman

Entertainment Correspondent - KA Versace

Making Money Magazine had the pleasure of sitting down with its Founder and CEO Mr. Frank N. Beans III this week during his annual Cash for Drugs Foundation Benefit.  He was very gracious to grant this reporter a very exclusive interview.  Here is just a sample of what he had to say that night.

MMM - Mr. Beans you are such the Ultimate Businessman. Can you give us a little insight into how you got your start?

FBIII - Well, I was born this way. I've had to fend for myself ever since I was forcefully evicted from my mother's womb. I guess you can say I was born for business.

MMM - It must have been hard for you having to fend for yourself at such an early age.  How did you manage?

FBIII - I always think about the Big Picture. As a toddler, I'd see all these kids playing in a sandbox. They were having fun and I thought to myself, "How can I make money off this?". Several days later, that sandbox mysteriously disappeared.  The neighborhood children were very upset.  I had a very special sandbox that belonged to my neighbor's cat.  Every afternoon I would borrow the sandbox from my neighbor's yard and charge the kids on the block $1 to play for 10 minutes.

MMM - Starting out from such an early age, who would you say were some of your earlier influences?

FBIII - Me. Nobody has a better head for business than I do. I could sell you your own shoes back at twice the price. I can sell an icebox to an Eskimo. I can sell a fudge Popsicle to a lady in white gloves. I can sell a steak to a Vegan. It's a gift that I have. Even as a child, I was a smarter businessman than most adults. By the time I was five, I was already running three businesses.

MMM - Well you are quite an entrepreneur, Mr. Bean.  You mentioned before one of your earlier businesses, could you possibly share a few more with our readers?

FBIII- First, the afore mentioned was Frank's SandBox Inc. was a huge success.  Then, I noticed that a couple of kids had started a lemonade stand funded by their Daddy's money...I didn't have a Daddy to fund my business, which was fine by me, because he’d probably want a percentage anyway.  I went into business for myself.  Mysteriously, the Lemonade Stand on the corner caught fire and burned to the ground, killing the two little jerks trapped inside.  Lucky for me.
The very next, day, I opened my own Lemonade Stand.  But there was a problem… I know that if I had to spend money for lemons, sugar or any of that crap it would cut into my profit.  That would be unacceptable.  I found a very easy solution to this dilemma; I mixed pee into the water.  100% profit!  And by using the pretty little girl next to sell my pee, I made money hand over fist.  Of course, I told her that I would pay her minimum wage and she would get medical benefits and paid vacation...  But she never got any of that stuff.  Basically, I got her to work for nothing.  Cha-Ching!

My third business was operating a Kissing Booth.  After I saw how much money I made from selling piss, I wondered how much more I could make from selling a kiss. I recruited several of the neighborhood girls to work for me. And I kept 90% of the earnings.

MMM - How old were you during this time Mr. Beans?

FMIII - I was Three Years Old when I become President and CEO of Beans Enterprises.  And all the businesses I mentioned, I ran all them before I started the First Grade.  But it was going to school opened up a whole new world of opportunities for me.

MMM - Being so successful at such an early age, running so many businesses did you ever have time for a little romance?

FBIII - Yeah, with my own true love...MONEY!

It seems that Mr. Beans' romance with money is still as strong today as it was all those years ago.  Some love affairs last a lifetime.  For more of this exclusive interview pick up your issue today!

Frank N. Beans - 2012 Funds for Drugs Foundation (7- 20-2012)

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